Wednesday, July 27, 2011

No Laughing Matter

So the other day Jane (who is also having a horrible year) and Robin (who is having an awesome year) both requested pictures of the garden.  Here's the ugly truth...

Every day, I find a few of these:
Although others seem fine:
The green beans are puny this year.  They don't fill out the trellis as beautifully as usual:
Then again, these are Kentucky Wonder.  I may switch back to Blue Lake next year.  If I live to tell:
My peppers are coming in very slowly.  These are the only Jalapenos I've spied thus far:
Other varieties are coming in, but some look like this:
Then there is was my wonderful head of cabbage!  Before the rain.  After Sunday and Monday, it now looks like this:
My beets came out of the rain like this:
And my Giant Eckdorfs aren't much better:
 My yellow eyed drying beans are dying before their time:
And my Orangeglo suddenly looks like this:
The corn tasseled:
 
And has signs of ears:
 
But the underlying problem is this:
And they killed the pumpkins.

Something is gnawing off the taters and maters to nubbins:
I think it's grasshoppers.  I have never had a problem with them before.  Suggestions???  Please?  Pretty??  I've only seen a few Japanese Beetles.

Last night, I pulled the beets, picked a few green beans, one cucumber, a few potatoes that met an early demise and yanked out the crummy lettuce.  I also DE'd everything.  e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.  I looked like the abominable snow man when I was thru.  Or someone with an addiction gone terribly wrong.  :-{

So there you have it folks.  By far...my worst garden EVER.

I suppose I have grocery lines and grocery bills to look forward to this year. 

And here I was hoping to share!

22 comments:

  1. I guess only another gardener (one who produces food for their family on a year round basis) can feel the pain you're feeling because of your garden this year. It's such an empty, frustrating place to be in when there is nothing you can do after you've tried all you can think of.

    One of my first years gardening here, we had hot extremely dry weather and grasshoppers moved in and ate EVERYTHING. I can still recall standing in the garden with millions of the little hoppers jumping around me and feeling so utterly helpless.

    People snicker and say "get a life" when something like this happens to those of us who take gardening seriously. They have no idea all the work that you've put into your garden for basically no return. Which, of course, means financial outlay for that food you tried to grow but couldn't through no fault of your own.

    Hugs and XXX to you.

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  2. Why arn't those chickens getting those worms on the cabbage? Slackers. Now there is a black worm (that I forget the name of) that not only eats the plants but the tomatoes too. You sometimes have to go out at night to look for it. I have one out there to, but cant catch it and it already put big holes in the tomatoes and ate 1/4 of the plant. I had them really bad last year in the greenhouse on those tomatoes. You will see signs of their poop on the ground if you have one. Are you sure Chickens arnt to blame for that? I still think you will get a good harvest, maybe not the same as last year, but you will be busy come September.

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  3. I just threw DE on everything yesterday. I wasn't even trying to get the plants so much as I was trying to get a little on the backs of my chickens. One of them seems to have a little mite problem and I don't want it to spread like crazy.

    I am sorry to see your garden is doing so poorly. I was just having this conversation with hubby the other day about how seriously we take the garden. Even though we don't HAVE to have a garden, we feel it is so important to our livelihood. Even though there are like, 5 grocery stores within biking distance of our home, we (I) really depend on the garden to get us through the year, not only for food, but for my own sanity.

    Maybe some fall plantings will help you out a little bit...

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  4. Oh, my sad little Apple Pie. I am sorry your garden isn't cooperating. The pictures tell the tale. :( So. Very. Sad.

    But I do have to say that picturing you out in the garden sprinkling DE everywhere...and then imagining it as an addiction gone bad...that made me giggle. :)

    Hopefully you will still have a useable harvest. Crossing fingers for you...

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  5. Momma pea is correct-no one will appreciate what happened to you except another whole-hearted gardener ant that I am not -I HAVE MY HERBS AND 7-OR 8 TOMATO PLANTS [ DOING GOOD ONLY BECAUSE I CONTAINER GARDEN ON THE DECK-MY NEIGHBOR HAS A FULL FLEDGED GARDEN WHICH GOT WASHED OUT. WELCOME TO THE MAD GROCERY SHOPPER SOCIETY MAD AT ALL THERE INFLATED PRICES-,MAD AT THERE NOT FRESH FRUIT OR VEG. ETC. EVAN THE NEW GROUP RUN BY THE GERMAN BROS. ALDI'S THEY ARE GETTING GREEDY.

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  6. MamaPea, yes. You nailed it. And I was so looking forward to a great year. I planned better, even tho the execution was disrupted several times, and now for this...err. And I know people wonder why the heck I bother when you can go to the store. That's not the point, that is the exact opposite of what we want. Thanks for understanding and putting the words to the feelings. xoxo back at ya!

    Jane, well I don't let the chickens into the actual garden and I haven't caught any in there. So I don't think they are to blame. But maybe they are stealthy. Bird Cam may be in order. I am trying to visualize me all camo'd up rooting around looking for worm poop...heheahahaa! I can see you doing that! Now you wait, September will be busy simply because we have plans!!!

    Tiny, you got it! Sanity is a commodity you simply can't put a price on. I love sitting and scooting around out there. It delights me :o) Now have you tried sprinkling some DE in the coop? They will scratch it all around and get it on them by default if you pile up the shavings or straw or whatever you have down.

    MamaTea, apparently you and I both have issues with powdery white stuff today ;) I am also hoping the Fall is better to us.

    Judy, well container gardening is nothing to belittle! You are doing what you can with what you have and I commend you for that! So keep it up! It's a joy to produce anything!!! Even Aldi is going up in price?? That is pretty sad.

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  7. Sorry to hear about your gardening woes. The only thing doing well in our garden this year is the cucumbers and squash. Puny peppers and half-chicken-eaten tomatoes. The heat wave isn't helping either.

    It's not the end of the world to go to the grocery store. It just makes you really, REALLY appreciate your home grown goodies.

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  8. If grasshoppers are eating your potatoes would it help to cover them with a net? We have so many problems with our tomatoes every year. Our strategy has been to plant them everywhere. We plant them on the deck, in the garden at the south wall, at the north wall, behind the kids pool -everywhere. Then we hope at least some of them will produce good toms. Right now we're bringing about %40 to the table. We call the other 60% mother nature's tax. So sorry for your trouble. Hang in there. A harvest is bound to come.

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  9. CR, that's funny, the first thing to usually bite the dust around here is the squash types! You must be in a good place for them.

    Jody, I don't know about netting but it may be worth a try. Never had to use it before. I wonder if they make them hot balloon sized? :o) I have a neighbor who plants his tomatoes all over the place like you do. He has the same taxation I think. boooooo!

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  10. Poor baby, you are having a lot of problems heaped upon you. That looks like sun scald on your peppers, so at least they aren't dying from some horrid disease. And at least you have peppers, mine are just finally blossoming. Just take solace in the fact that all of us garden bloggers are holding your hand and giving you cyberhugs. Next year will be better, I promise.

    Now, where did that Mother Nature go? I'm going to kick her a$$ when I find her!

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  11. Thanks for the garden tour, APG. I'm glad you can share the bad with us as well as the good. Last year, my garden sucked but it WAS my first year.

    After finding this great community of gardeners, I learned so much about what to do for my own and I'm STILL learning. I would rate this years garden as WAY BETTER than last year, but I still have more to learn.

    And of course I need to hold Mother Nature while Granny kicks her a$$.

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  12. Holy SH$%.
    I'm so sorry.
    I didn't think it was that bad. Eesh. It happens to everyone but that doesn't help, does it? I'm so wishing I could send you a hug. Turn your back. Don't look at it.
    And give those chickens a kick in the kazoo. Someone needs to get busy!

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  13. Granny, oooh, not if I find her first! Then we can take turns kicking that (beeeeeeeeep)

    Tami, see above! HA! I know sometimes it makes everyone feel a little better to see the failures too. We can't all have a winning season every time. I wish!!

    Sue, RIGHT?! No drama here I say sarcastically! Thanks ma'am

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  14. Oh no! What a total bummer! I am so sad for you. I know you and Adam worked so hard this year. This damn weather! NO happy medium around here. I've felt like the last few weeks of summer where "wasted" with this heat. Sunny days too hot to play outside. At least your chickies are finding plenty of shady places to play...even if it is in your corn. Ha! Maybe next year will make up for this year :-)

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  15. I can sympathize! Gardening success seems to be a real tossup this year. A tossup amongst weeds, disease, and bugs! I think this is why I'm compelled to can and freeze as much of everything as I can get my hands on, just in case the next year is worse. How about buying produce at a farmers market to preserve?

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  16. Didn't see your post...the internet was down most of the day.

    My goodness, you are really having a bad time with your garden. Hopefully fall plantings will do much better for you.

    Although I'm having a good year compared to most gardeners this year, it has been a very tough year.

    Big hugs to you

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  17. Jen, if we don't starve before next year that is! Kidding of course. Yes, there is always next year.

    Leigh, it's hard to fathom, but we have the worst selection of markets around here. Mostly peddlers and crafters (not knockin) and little actual crop. So I may travel to one about 45min from here and see what they have. And then load it all up on a semi and bring it home!

    Robin, yes'm by most accounts you are doing well. However yours has been a real pickle at times too. See the problem here is everytime I look at your harvests, I have to grab the window cleaner. I should stop licking the screen...

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  18. Since I can't send you any veggies, would you like an extra bottle of window cleaner???

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  19. I TOTALLY feel for you...we are in the same boat. But, I have a plan...heh heh heh...and next year will be different....I hope :-)

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  20. Robin, you funny girl!

    BrokenRoad, ok now I am curious! Do tell!

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  21. I feel for you, same issues here too. We have grasshoppers too this year and I'm wondering if that's what has been eating huge chunks of things. It's just one of those years I guess, there's so many of us having a hard time that we are safe to say we are blameless LOL! Keep on truckin with it, there's bound to be some salvageable harvest, although I think our pantries might be a little bare this year.

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  22. Erin, yeah well you'd think those grasshoppers had beaver teeth or something! Bare is a four letter word!

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